Weird MySpace messages

Hi Vanessa,
One-Butt-Cheek-Ted would like to be added to your MySpace friends list.
By accepting One-Butt-Cheek-Ted as your friend, you will be able to send One-Butt-Cheek-Ted personal messages, view One-Butt-Cheek-Ted’s photos and journals, and you will be able to interact with each other’s friends and network!

No thank you. Good things should come in pairs.
Yes I’ve started a account. Barely updated (as I said, I prefer Vox). But drop me a note if you’re on MySpace too!
I’ll accept all personal friends, aspiring rock musicians and the like 😉