A quick poem about my missing iPaq 6828
I was chatting with my cousin, who inquired of my iPaq:
someone stole it from u?
I replied:
i left it in the loo
someone took it, boo hoo
i rushed back
but alas! i was slack
and all i found was poo poo.
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I was snickering away after I read this. My wife looked at me with THAT look. I asked her to read your post. She snickered too. LOL! Sorry, but your poem. So funny.
damn…
i know how u feel. really painful. but i have to say it’s a good poem. 🙂