While chatting online, a friend asked me about my stolen phone (taken from the ladies’ toilet), and said, “that person who took it! may she get constipation!” I responded: may she have alternating days of diarrhoea and constipation! My friend responded with laughter. I continued… may she be stuck in the toilet with cramps, diarrhoea, …
On Saturday my family had dinner at a restaurant in UE Square. While waiting for my food to arrive, I popped upstairs to Cold Storage to buy some groceries. On my way back down the escalator, I realised a Singaporean Chinese man had made his way towards me, and was trying to ask me a …
Hi Vanessa, One-Butt-Cheek-Ted would like to be added to your MySpace friends list. By accepting One-Butt-Cheek-Ted as your friend, you will be able to send One-Butt-Cheek-Ted personal messages, view One-Butt-Cheek-Ted’s photos and journals, and you will be able to interact with each other’s friends and network! No thank you. Good things should come in pairs. …
I was chatting with my cousin, who inquired of my iPaq: someone stole it from u? I replied: i left it in the loo someone took it, boo hoo i rushed back but alas! i was slack and all i found was poo poo.
I was roped in to help at an event over the weekend. Taufik* was there. After singing a song, he went backstage and stood around with the rest of us, waiting for his turn to sing another song. Seemed like quite a nice, normal dude. The weather was hot, and I didn’t want our star …
We just got home from dinner. I stepped out of the car, turned back and noticed a large grasshopper sitting on the roof of the car! We observed it for a short while, then I dashed off and got my Ixus camera. Here’s my best shot of it … However, after several more minutes of …
This happened about half an hour ago. It’s weird but funny at the same time. Numbers and names have been obscured to protect the guilty party, whoever he/she/it may be. 271734XXX: hello! vantan: who’s that? [At this point, I thought it was an old friend, but on checking this person’s info, couldn’t find any nickname] …
I spotted this amusing ad on page 71 of Saturday’s New Paper.
I’ve never been tagged before, and am rather late in responding to Monoceros’ request. But here goes: List three random facts about yourself that your friends might not know. And then tag five other friends to do it. When I was young, I used to play with the garden hose. One day I decided to …
Someone’s gone and produced educational materials about a very specialised type of mental affliction. Ladies and Gentlemen, presenting … What everyone should know about Blog Depression, courtesy of The Nonist (hurrah, I’ve found a cool website today). Bloggers out there, we know how you feel. We feel your pain.