Why I Love Arsenal

Why I love Arsenal
These lads aren’t just big on the field, they’re also big-hearted, raising money for a children’s hospital. And they look adorable in their furry costumes!
Nicknames I’ve thought of for each of them, based on what they’re wearing:
– Theo “the Leo” Walcott
– Cesc Fa-bear-gas – waitaminute, is that a bear or a lamb? I’m making myself imagine it’s a bear, because I don’t want our key midfielder to be eaten by the Chelsea ‘wolves’ tonight
– Andrei Ar-shark-vin (or Ar-Shark-fin if you’re Chinese)
– Bird-cary Sagna (can’t think of anything that fits with ‘owl’)