The quest for Prata-Man

I was chatting with my cousin, who inquired of my iPaq: someone stole it from u? I replied: i left it in the loo someone took it, boo hoo i rushed back but alas! i was slack and all i found was poo poo.

Facebook status updates have become a new way of responding indirectly to friends. I just updated my status before leaving for home. Then I logged back on at home, and saw this: Very funny, Nick 😉

As I haven’t had time to blog much lately, I shall leave you with a joke reflecting the unstable times we’re in now. > Auditor’s one line report on Lehman Brothers Balance sheet: > > ‘There are two sides to a Balance Sheet – Left & the Right (Liabilities and Assets respectively). On the left…

We just got home from dinner. I stepped out of the car, turned back and noticed a large grasshopper sitting on the roof of the car! We observed it for a short while, then I dashed off and got my Ixus camera. Here’s my best shot of it … However, after several more minutes of…

I knew this was going to happen sooner or later: The US forms its own UN, reports the Onion. In real news: The Fox News network poked fun at anti-war protesters, running taunting headlines instead of the usual news tickers while covering last Thursday’s rally in New York. Lastly, American troops think that the ‘thumbs-up’…

It appears that the Iraqi Information Minister’s influence has pervaded even English football commentary. A Guardian reporter for the most recent Manchester United v Arsenal clash, writes, after van Nistelrooy’s opening goal: A quick word from my co-commentator Mohammed A(rsena)l-Sahef, Iraqi Information Minister: “That was not a brilliant goal. It wasn’t even a goal. Arsenal…