The Howard twins

President Bush makes an official visit to an elementary school and is invited to sit in for one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in the discussion of the word, ‘tragedy’….

I was roped in to help at an event over the weekend. Taufik* was there. After singing a song, he went backstage and stood around with the rest of us, waiting for his turn to sing another song. Seemed like quite a nice, normal dude. The weather was hot, and I didn’t want our star…

Hi Vanessa, One-Butt-Cheek-Ted would like to be added to your MySpace friends list. By accepting One-Butt-Cheek-Ted as your friend, you will be able to send One-Butt-Cheek-Ted personal messages, view One-Butt-Cheek-Ted’s photos and journals, and you will be able to interact with each other’s friends and network! No thank you. Good things should come in pairs….

Now here’s a novel piece of news: AOL seizes spammer’s Porsche. According to them, this dude made over a million friggin’ US dollars spamming people. Don’t just take his Porsche! Take his mansion too!

Coca-Cola employee fired for swigging Pepsi. Microsoft has decided to abandon plans for future releases of Internet Explorer for Macs. Apple’s Safari will have a field day.

Download higher-res pic here. This morning, while waiting in line at a zebra crossing, I couldn’t help but notice the truck right in front of my car. There is at least one plumber with a sense of humour in Singapore. If you look closely at the bottom left portion of the photo, you’ll notice his…