Meanwhile, at the Rialto…

Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi, who suffered heavy vote losses, now alleges election fraud.
The Italian football team, trailing in their Euro 2004 group, allege a Nordic conspiracy.
I am officially withdrawing my support for Italy (the football team). They’re a bunch of spoilt brats who have been underperforming and blaming everyone but themselves.
However, there is one Italian I still like. The referee Pierluigi Collina. The English are even giving him an honorary doctorate.