Battle spoils

I have emerged victorious from Orchard Road, bringing home several retail spoils, namely in the skirts department. However my bank account sustained a few heavy losses, though I expect the troops to recuperate in time.
I received a shock when I typed in ‘club21[dot]com’. Club 21 is one of our premier retail outlets which carries many outstanding brand names. Anyhow, I landed at a porno site! After evading the popup windows I did another search. Who would have thought the proper address was ‘’. Doh.
[Update: And as for the hair … well, this comic strip makes me feel a little better!]