Solve this naughty riddle

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question”.
Do you get the joke? >;-) It’s got nothing to do with paedophiles BTW.


  1. ralph

    Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were
    swimming round in the sea – one called Justin and the other called
    The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks
    that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian,
    “I’m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark,
    then I wouldn’t have any worries about being eaten…”
    As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious
    cod appears and says, “Your wish is granted”, and lo and behold,
    Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam
    away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
    Time went on (as it invariably does…) and Justin found himself
    becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam
    away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn’t realize that his
    new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out
    swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can’t
    believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back
    into a prawn.
    He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned
    back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin
    swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. Looking
    around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal.
    “Where’s Christian?” he asked.
    “He’s at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the
    enemy and became a shark”, came the reply. Eager to put things right
    again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian’s
    house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back.
    He banged on the door and shouted, “It’s me, Justin, your old friend,
    come out and see me again. Christian replied “No way man, you’ll eat
    me. You’re a shark, the enemy and I’ll not be tricked.”
    Justin cried back “No, I’m not. That was the old me. I’ve changed”…
    …”I’ve found Cod, I’m a prawn again Christian”

  2. ralph

    1. Bitch
    2. When asked “Is something bothering you?” reply “no”
    then get pissed off when you are believed.
    3. Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing
    and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately
    expect him to stop this behaviour.
    4. Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare
    for the evening.
    5. Always hide very important events in very
    unimportant terms so you can have something to be
    pissed about when our boyfriend declines because he
    has pressing business, i.e. You say “It’s no big deal,
    but I was wondering if you would like to visit my
    parents with me if you are not busy this weekend.”
    when you mean “It means a great deal to me for you to
    see my family with me this weekend whether or not it
    is possible!”
    6. Whine
    7. If you are trying to sleep, it’s because you’re
    exhausted from your almost super-human level of daily
    achievement; if he is trying to sleep it’s because he
    is lazy.
    8. No matter what the activity, he doesn’t do it as
    well as a past boyfriend.
    9. If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.
    10. If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.
    11. Complain
    12. Hate any bar he likes.
    13. Demand to be treated as an equal in everything –
    except when paying for meals, airplane tickets,
    beers, clothes, etc. these are required gifts proving
    his love.
    14. Declare PMS at any given time. If he is
    knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him you’re
    irregular from all the
    stress of your life (also, see number 7).
    15. Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares at
    your boyfriend must be labelled a WHORE and your
    network of friends must be informed immediately to
    spread this as quick as possible.
    16. Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty
    about doing anything other than catering to your
    17. Break into tears for no apparent reason, then use
    number 2.
    18. Ask for help in some endeavour then become livid
    when it is given.
    19. Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend’s group of
    friends, break up with him, then make sure you are
    present at every gathering for the next month just to
    rub it in.
    20. Bitch

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