Tintin goes to Hollywood!

Billions of Blue Blistering Barnacles! The Observer reports that Steven Spielberg is planning to produce a series of action films featuring the young reporter and his companions:
‘According to Le Soir, Spielberg may cast convention aside and give Tintin a sex change. The magazine claims Gwyneth Paltrow and Jean-Claude Van Damme are being considered for the role of Tintin, Richard Gere for the role of Captain Haddock and Courtney Love as eccentric Italian diva Bianca Castafiore.’
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  1. Monoceros weblogs

    Tintin has his own live action feature film!

    My buddy, Vanessa, posted an entry on Tintin going to Hollywood. One of my childhood heros…I hope they find an actor who does him justice. I remember when I used the phrase “Billions of Blistering Barnacles” as an example of…

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