I was shopping for a new domain name for my good pal Van Heng, when I decided to do a WHOIS on Microsoft. And you won’t believe what the hackers have done to their registry. This is a sample of what was listed on their server WHOIS (with additional insights from me, in brackets):
MICROSOFT.COM.Z-IS-THE-BEST-Z.IFUD.COM
(If these guys love Microsoft so much, why are they hacking their registry?)
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BECOUSE. UNIXSUCKS.COM
(Allll riiiight…)
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.CRASH.IN.6MN.ORG
(hmm I’m sure that’s happened to my Windows OS before)
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
(Ah, this one likes a little S&M)
MICROSOFT.COM.WANTS.U.TO.HAXM.COM
(Ooh yes I see it’s happened many times)
MICROSOFT.COM.WANADOODOO.COM
(Don’t! Don’t!)
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP. BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
(Okay. Linux is cool)
MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
(Canadian hacker?)
MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COM
(I know XP’s fast, but this is too much)
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.SEXYCOOL.ORG
(They just need a little TLC)
MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF. F***ING-BULLSHIT.NET
(This guy is pretty direct. Sorry for the bad language, I have censored it accordingly)
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.TEH.GAY.OMFGLOL.COM
(Can someone please decipher this for me?)
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
(Well the Cracklab better be doing something about you, young man.)
[ Update: Hey, this link exists! ]
MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM. HUGHESMISSILES.COM
(I certainly hope that wasn’t from Osama or Saddam)
MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
(I can see that, fella)