Something funny on the Amazon website:

The BBC reports that a rap artiste has translated the works of 14th century writer Geoffrey Chaucer into hip-hop. I haven’t heard it yet, but I can imagine it sounds something like this: Yo yo this is gangsta author Mr Jeff C Wanta tell you about all my homies Da Miller, Da Wife and the…

While chatting online, a friend asked me about my stolen phone (taken from the ladies’ toilet), and said, “that person who took it! may she get constipation!” I responded: may she have alternating days of diarrhoea and constipation! My friend responded with laughter. I continued… may she be stuck in the toilet with cramps, diarrhoea,…

Certain animals are probably breathing a sigh (or snort?) of relief to hear that strong Viagra sales worldwide might lead to a decrease in demand for traditional anti-impotence cures. Uplifting news indeed.

Oh, this is just sweeet: Talking Cock reports that the Singapore Government has just hired the Iraqi Information Minister to head our very own MITA.

This happened about half an hour ago. It’s weird but funny at the same time. Numbers and names have been obscured to protect the guilty party, whoever he/she/it may be. 271734XXX: hello! vantan: who’s that? [At this point, I thought it was an old friend, but on checking this person’s info, couldn’t find any nickname]…

As I haven’t had time to blog much lately, I shall leave you with a joke reflecting the unstable times we’re in now. > Auditor’s one line report on Lehman Brothers Balance sheet: > > ‘There are two sides to a Balance Sheet – Left & the Right (Liabilities and Assets respectively). On the left…