Aiyoh, some of my classmates ah, si beh jialat!
They think every part of Singapore I also know. They expect me to be countrywide ATM locator, and of course I must know every single place in Singapore that has alcohol, including the tempolaly watering hole, what they call it, Aqua (like tranny issit?) at Riverside Point where we had our party tonight.
First of all, olganisers give instructions must give zai zai one! Tell us Clarke Quay, of course I go to Clarke Quay lor! Acherly at Riverside Point, must cross river, dun talk cock lah! Make me walk all over the place until my feet red red, very pain!
I know we are all in INSEAD, very crever one, but I also very atas hor. I also very guai, hardly go out since I studied in Engrand where I also drank a lot cos all these ang mohs ah, very crever to drink. Then I stopped partying cos got to work very hard in Singapore. Then I go to INSEAD then I start drinking all over again.
Tonight very good already hor, me and Sim the only P3 Singaporeans around OK! We very happening sia! Anyway like other times we all drink drink talk talk laugh laugh and den when we see someone we know, we muah muah kiss kiss also … barely know people also kiss… If we do that at work in Singapore, everybody will stare at us! They will call us Siao! Shake hand greet people already very good hor…
So you see what we go through. You treat us like walking dictionary - no - street directory! Hello ah… if we know so much why would we be in school??? You think my head got GPS issit? Also ah, most of us quite conservative one. Maybe dinner we go out, but we don’t drink so much lah! We go beach party but maybe we dun wear bikini lor … or our swimsuit dun look like postage stamps, like yours.
Also in crass today, some of you say our Gahmen not democratic one but never exprain why you say so … I also dunno what to say liao. Maybe our biggest party can have more competition but we can still vote what (even if I never got chance to vote before). Next time I will ask you all to exprain why. We are not a regime hor.
Anyway I also got crass again early in the morning, tabuleh tahan, dun argue with you all anymore. Got to koon.
But next time you kachow me … I hantam you then you know!!!
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