Weird and wacky

More stolen phone poetry

While chatting online, a friend asked me about my stolen phone (taken from the ladies’ toilet), and said, “that person who took it! may she get constipation!” I responded: may she have alternating days of diarrhoea and constipation! My friend responded with laughter. I continued… may she be stuck in the toilet with cramps, diarrhoea, …

Weird MySpace messages

Hi Vanessa, One-Butt-Cheek-Ted would like to be added to your MySpace friends list. By accepting One-Butt-Cheek-Ted as your friend, you will be able to send One-Butt-Cheek-Ted personal messages, view One-Butt-Cheek-Ted’s photos and journals, and you will be able to interact with each other’s friends and network! No thank you. Good things should come in pairs. …

Big fan

I was roped in to help at an event over the weekend. Taufik* was there. After singing a song, he went backstage and stood around with the rest of us, waiting for his turn to sing another song. Seemed like quite a nice, normal dude. The weather was hot, and I didn’t want our star …