December 29, 2007
Now that's what I call a tip
Grumpy old customer passes away and leaves his best waitress with a US$50,000 tip and a car. Now that's tipping!Posted by vantan at 9:57 PM
May 30, 2007
Malaysian pirates nabbed by night vision
Malaysia catches VCD pirates by using night vision goggles in cinemas.Posted by vantan at 12:21 AM
April 28, 2007
Doggy body language
If you want to know if Spot loves you, see how he wags his tail.Posted by vantan at 8:00 PM
April 27, 2007
A very happy meal?
Grandma finds green condom inside her granddaughter's Happy Meal bag. Not the best way to eat your greens.Posted by vantan at 7:21 PM
April 14, 2007
Hallucination
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has a nice way of agreeing with people who disagree with views they think he has, which he's never actually had.Posted by vantan at 11:42 PM
March 12, 2007
Car etiquette for ladies
Ladies: Watch this video on how to get out of the car without showing your knickers.Posted by vantan at 1:00 PM
January 28, 2007
Get a First Life!
Get a First Life - Parody site on Second Life. Yes, you must have a real life and not get too swept away with Second Life...Posted by vantan at 2:37 AM
January 20, 2007
Hippo kills and eats zebra
Hungry hippos kill and eat a zebra. Captured on film by the BBC. (via Digg)Posted by vantan at 11:29 PM
September 25, 2006
BBC: Beijing's penis emporium
The BBC reports on how the Chinese eat different types of animal penises.Posted by vantan at 12:10 PM
July 30, 2006
Google Aspirin
Google sends aspirin to blogger who wrote that AdWords changes were giving him a headache.Posted by vantan at 12:32 AM
June 30, 2006
Penis pumps
Do penis pumps actually work? Slate finds out.Posted by vantan at 10:31 AM
June 11, 2006
Cat chases bear up a tree
Domesticated tabby cat chases wild bear up a tree ... and then, another!Posted by vantan at 3:17 PM
January 25, 2006
Beer Goggles
So it's true - the more you drink, the more attractive people appear to you!Posted by vantan at 1:45 PM
January 18, 2006
Here's the Bill
Advertisement: Don't get stuck in the wrong job. I like this one.Posted by vantan at 12:47 AM
January 17, 2006
A little parrot told me
This is straight out of a joke book: Parrot squawks out the name his owner's girlfriend's lover, among other things (ahem!). So when people ask him how the relationship ended, he can simply say, "A little bird told me..."Posted by vantan at 10:57 PM
December 6, 2005
Playboy 'bodcast'
Playboy magazine has a 'bodcast' of its own. And a pay per view version may be coming soon.Posted by vantan at 11:04 AM
November 18, 2005
Scott Adams blog
Scott Adams started a blog in October. Quite funny, but considering some of the things he writes about, he's asking for a swarm of comments all rightPosted by vantan at 6:01 PM
October 28, 2005
Looking too sharp
This is what happens when you over-sharpen Condoleeza's face (using Photoshop?).Posted by vantan at 8:01 PM
October 13, 2005
World's oldest noodles
World's oldest noodles - found in where else, but China. (Marco Polo, eat your heart out)Posted by vantan at 10:08 PM
September 27, 2005
iPod Erotica
A great, dirty spoof on Apple's iPod web page. Not for the faint-tarted. I mean, hearted. (another link taken from unionpost.org)Posted by vantan at 1:31 AM
September 22, 2005
Most annoying shop music
Britney Spears comes out tops in shop assistant's list of annoying musicPosted by vantan at 11:01 PM
September 2, 2005
House on fire
Woman attempts to kill spiders in garage. Woman uses hairspray, then a cigarette lighter. House catches fire and burns down.Posted by vantan at 6:11 PM | Comments (0)
August 10, 2005
Bush v Jesus
If Bush ran against Jesus, this would be his attempt at negative advertising.Posted by vantan at 7:47 PM
August 8, 2005
A new kind of 'left behind'
Man pumps gas at a station with wife and daughter in the back seat. Wife goes to toilet. Man drives off, not realising wife isn't in car. Wife contacts man after 6 hours, 340km away in Milan.Posted by vantan at 11:52 PM
July 24, 2005
Bikini bubble flash
Watch this bikini-clad woman bounce on huge bubbles. Well-programmed Flash (collision detection?).Posted by vantan at 6:23 PM
Granny power!
Grannies try to join US army, to swap places with their grandchildren in IraqPosted by vantan at 4:55 PM
July 23, 2005
Fake sushi
Who'd have thought plastic sushi would cost this much?Posted by vantan at 3:24 PM
July 17, 2005
Steal a car, get a girl
Grand Theft Auto has a hack which lets players have sex with virtual girlfriendsPosted by vantan at 5:44 PM
May 31, 2005
Why did the chicken...
Chicken crosses the road and gets fined US$54, under California law.Posted by vantan at 1:09 AM
May 2, 2005
First Lady's a Desperate Housewife
I don't like Dubya very much, but I sure like his wife. And her bashingly good sense of humour!Posted by vantan at 11:47 AM
April 16, 2005
Woman fells burglar with garden gnome
A 70-year old woman knocks out a burglar with a garden gnome. You just have to read this - every line is packed with understatement which the British do so well.Posted by vantan at 1:43 AM
February 20, 2005
The bare truth
NZ man charged with protesting nude, goes to court nakedPosted by vantan at 2:10 PM
January 29, 2005
iPod shuffle roulette
Joy of Tech cartoon strip is really funny - check out this episode: iPod shuffle roulette!Posted by vantan at 4:28 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
Not a squeak...
This endangered mouse, which could change directions while jumping 1.5 feet in the air, has apparently never existed.Posted by vantan at 3:19 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
December 9, 2004
Brothel in a pig-sty
Malaysian police raid makeshift brothel after wives reported that their husbands were visiting a pig-sty for no reason. This is a really funny post!Posted by vantan at 6:25 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
December 1, 2004
Trust falls are bad for your health
I really shouldn't be laughing at Mena's predicament (ahem) ... hope her knee gets better soonPosted by vantan at 10:21 AM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
November 21, 2004
Class quiz
This snotty quiz reveals that I am servant class. Oh, sod it!Posted by vantan at 9:54 PM | Comments (0) | TrackBack
October 17, 2004
Make Love Not War
Democrat Donkey screws GOP elephant. Magnificent piece of ass. (Flash required. Quotes taken crudely out of context)Posted by vantan at 12:44 AM | Comments (0)
October 2, 2004
Cleaning pennies
As a student, I used Coca-cola to polish my badges. Now someone's discovered other edible cleaning agents, complete with scientific explanation. Link from Kottke.Posted by vantan at 8:27 PM
September 29, 2004
I'm a no-frills OS
Yuck! According to this Operating System personality test, I am Windows 98! (Oh well. I could've been Win ME)Posted by vantan at 5:51 PM
Windows spoof in Flash
Tongue-in-cheek depiction of a typical Windows interface, but done up in Flash. I like what happens to the pesky AOL icon when you double-click it.Posted by vantan at 5:44 PM
September 16, 2004
iPod v Cassette
iPod versus Cassette - and it looks like the Cassette's winningPosted by vantan at 2:59 PM
September 15, 2004
Storm in tupperware
Some wise guy's gone and auctioned off some air from Hurricane Frances (in tupperware). Thanks to D for the link.Posted by vantan at 7:07 PM
September 7, 2004
How to fake an accent
The Morning News tells you how to fake accents to get what you want.Posted by vantan at 10:51 AM
August 24, 2004
Cable, ahoy!
Tragedy - a ship's anchor struck an underwater cable, seriously crippling Sri Lanka's internet connection. The ship is now being held in custody with a US$5 million lawsuit in hand.Posted by vantan at 6:59 AM
August 4, 2004
Net exemption
Addicted to the Net? Finnish men get to skip National Service (for a while).Posted by vantan at 11:44 PM
July 16, 2004
Look, ma! No sex!
Singapore tames 'Sex and the City'Posted by vantan at 8:36 AM
July 6, 2004
New breed of raunchy computer games
Leisure Suite Larry (part 2), Playboy and Singles are new, raunchy computer gamesPosted by vantan at 11:04 AM