This has to be the one of the funniest BBC sports reports I've ever read. I didn't catch the match but the moment I heard that Venus trounced Maria, I had to find out how it happened. Turns out the two ladies were shrieking away and driving the audience bonkers:
I'll try to give you a sample of the aural battering we're experiencing here: "EUUUR! Eeee. EUUUR! Eeee. EUUUR! Eeee. EUUUR! Eeee." If I hadn't eaten my lunchtime sandwiches at 11.30am, I'd be stuffing them in my ears.
Disaster for Shriekapova - she slumps to 0-40 as a Venus backhand clout clips the tape and skips over her outstretched racquet, and then balloons a forehand miles out to concede the break. Now she really has got something to scream about.
And finally ...
Shara's screaming has now officially got my goat. Every time she hits the ball, no matter how much effort goes into it, she screeches like a demented seagull.
Masterfully irreverent.
yeah man...her screams are reeeeeally irritating..think as guys we would find that a turn on yeah? not really..did I mention irritating? :P