Football jokes

As part of an assignment I have to look for football (that's soccer to Americans) jokes. Do you have any links to contribute?

While at Borders in the Bullring, Birmingham, I spotted a football joke book with a really good one on David Beckham attempting to ride a horse. Harrods also had a collection of football joke books which were pretty good.

On Googling around, I've found more football jokes here - they're uncannily similar to the stuff I found in the books. Now which came first, the joke websites or the joke books?

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