June 2003 Archives

'Sourcey' news

June 30, 2003 9:20 PM | Comments (4)

What can you do with open source software? You could collate information for your local animal shelter. You could, with a Sharp PDA, keep track of medical records for diabetes patients. Or you might want to contribute a country dance via XML, which you then view using Java applets. Take this dance, for example. It even has music.

Another urban legends warning. Randel and Yams were telling us how Powergen's new Italian subsidiary took on a most unfortunate name: Powergenitalia.com (vrrooom! whirrrr... batteries not included. T3, anyone?). It's a real site, BTW. But it took Gak, of all people, to dispel this ruse.

Finally

June 29, 2003 11:55 PM

I finally went to Sentosa after ... 15 years? With Vanny and LK, the hubby-to-be. The Hub-be. Ha. Took lots of photos. It was rather hot and sunny despite the morning showers. Now have to work on the wedding site.

I finally hooked up a program to my databases so I can edit them. You have no idea how this excites me :)

And I might just pick up a lens adapter for my new digital camera, so I can attach third party lenses to it. I've taken a look in the dry cabinet and I think some of my dad's old lenses might very well fit. Which is great, especially since my Olympus C5050's zoom isn't particularly powerful. I love expandability.

And that's really it for today. Zzz.

Don't touch that bra!

June 28, 2003 4:28 PM

Doctors say men run the risk of injuring themselves when they take off a woman's bra.

A report in a medical journal says one patient suffered major ligament damage and a fracture to one of his fingers while completing the task.

The man ended up with his finger in a splint for three weeks after picking up the injury, which is often associated with rock climbing.

It also says surveys show 40% of men in their 30s and 40s have problems removing bras...

I usually wouldn't believe this kind of thing, but if it's on Ananova ... hmm.

I bought a dress

June 28, 2003 4:16 PM | Comments (8)

I bought a dress today.

It's actually a long yellow gown, silky but not so shimmery that you'd need sunglasses to look at me. Fairly simple with a bit of patterns in front. I'm a pretty simple person when it comes to clothes, even for special events. No sequins. Nothing luminous. Nothing that people can step on (I'll never forget the last time I wore something with a trail).

Anyway, this gown is for Vanny's wedding. I was at a well-known local boutique and the assistant underestimated my size (and age - she thought I was going to a prom!). So I spent the first 15 minutes in the changing-room, arms plastered to my body as I tried to wiggle my way through, wondering why everything felt tighter even after weeks of dieting and going to the gym.

Things got so uncomfortable that I was about to put a pox on all local dress designers who assumed that the only target market they needed to cater to, was the population of Singaporean females who had A-sized tits, a tiny waist and a slender frame. [Tangential thought: would calling this group the 'vast' majority be an oxymoron?]

However it was soon realised that I was a little taller (and definitely wider) and that a size 12, not 10, was perfect for me. I slid into the yellow gown easily and since mum said I already wear too much blue, I decided to take to this hue instead.

Step two: get a pair of matching shoes. We found a nice pair at Tang's Studio, and returned to the boutique for an alteration. The gown should be ready a couple weeks before the wedding.

God, please don't let me trip and fall on my face as I walk up the stage to make the speech.

Another flotilla of mass emails from various friends. Another likely story of how, should you forward this email to five people, you will get a free flight on British Airways. Everyone, please, stop passing this around and raising false hopes! *stern look*

Read more about it from everywhere else on the internet.

On the Telco industry...

June 26, 2003 11:42 AM

As Sheryl has mentioned, mobile phone users in Singapore now have the freedom to switch telcos without paying a levy. It's definitely about time the IDA did something about levies! Seven years ago, UK telco customers were already retaining their numbers at no charge. Which goes to prove that you don't just need the technology; you need an open mindset to make it work as well.

But I still don't think I'll switch networks. I've been getting annual discounts from SingTel for the past few years, and personal calls from customer services once or twice a year asking for my feedback. Surprisingly everyone's been prompt and courteous. Also I believe SingTel still has the best coverage, though I've heard Starhub has cleaned up its act a little.

Another thing is, my default SIM card can hold lots more data. My colleague who's on M1 and using the same phone model as I am, had to upgrade her card, which now is able to hold 30-40 text messages - which is still half the capacity of mine. My father was also stranded in South Africa a couple years ago, unable to call home, because he assumed that if SingTel offered roaming there, M1 did too. A quick call to M1's Customer Service department confirmed that they didn't.

Despite this, I believe the local industry has far to go. In the more developed UK market, each telco had more distinct brand personalities and I don't recall price wars being as rampant in newspaper advertisements as they are over here.

The players were the (then) big boy, Vodafone, BT's Cellnet (now called O2, which you have probably seen plastered on some English Premier League uniforms). Then there was One-2-One (now called T-Mobile), the cheapest by far. Loads of friends started off with them, then switched to either Voda or Cellnet because they kept on getting dropped calls and poor reception. Sounds familiar?

Then, there was Orange. Some people think I'm silly to feel loyal towards a company. Believe it or not, I still do. Orange was the newest kid on the block, but a year after I graduated I heard that they had overtaken Vodafone as the largest player in the market. Their prices weren't the cheapest, and they weren't on the GSM network which many Singaporeans preferred. But they put great thought into every step of the branding, marketing and customer relations experience, without making the effort look obvious.

What I loved about Orange was the way they pampered me. I'd get a cool Orange lifestyle magazine (that didn't need to use the word 'Lifestyle'), and their rewards system was the most intelligent by far. I could do almost anything with my points. I collected enough of them (3000+) after three years, which allowed me to adopt either an endangered rhinoceros or orangutan. Or buy one acre of Brazilian rainforest. Or go skydiving. Or rent a boat. That sort of thing.

Occasionally Orange saw the need to adapt particular handsets to suit its technology, so instead of the Nokia 6110 we'd get the 6110e. I'm not too sure what difference this made, but I quite liked having a beautifully designed user's guide for your phone.

And I liked it when I made a call to customer services. The rep would answer crisply with a, "Good morning Miss Tan. How may I help you?" Their system was sophisticated enough to put my name to a number, even in the mid-90's.

Moreover, their price plans were clear and frightfully simple, so I was dead certain of what I was paying for. Things which I still have to pay for seperately in Singapore, were a given with Orange, such as roaming. I also had free itemised billing, meaning they would tell me who I called, exactly which district they were in, which other networks were involved, and how much each individual call would cost. I could switch talk plans immediately without paying a surcharge, which was useful as a student going on three-month holidays. And if I didn't use up my allocated talktime for the month, it would roll over to the next month.

Apart from what I've mentioned above, there are specific things that local companies can improve on. First, simple marketing approaches. Drop the words 'excellence' and 'value-added services'. I'll decide for myself, thank you very much. Most of the time, your rivals are offering exactly the same thing. And why call something 'value-added' when I have to pay more to use it?

Also, I wish they'd do away with the greeting, 'Dear Valued Customer'. If your technology was really so sophisticated as you claim in your e-newsletter or website, why can't you use my real name instead? Also, websites that still look like sales pitches, chock full of price-slashing deals with confusing navigation, really do not help.

Advertising-wise, I don't think much of cheap digs at rivals. Remember that old SingTel ad, with the big red and small orange umbrellas? Let your network performance and your customers do the talking!

How geek are you?

June 26, 2003 2:01 AM | Comments (2) | TrackBacks (1)

I scored 27.81065% which makes me a Total Geek. Take the quiz and tell me your score!

A little bit of this and that

June 25, 2003 11:56 PM | Comments (1)

Wimbledon snippets
Well done, Paradorn. I was at the gym when I saw you losing in the first set. I came home an hour later, had a leisurely dinner, checked my emails, turned on the telly ... and you and that Mutis fellow were still playing!

The Rusedski - Roddick match going on now is so frighteningly powerful, I almost dare not watch. I'd hate to be the ball boy.

Geek snippets
I have successfully proven the theory supported by several geeks (including my IT manager) that Dell laptops look unbelievably cheap in advertisements but when you add it all up, other respectable laptop brands may also give the same features (already included, not as options) for a lower price.

Apart from that little diversion, I've been terribly busy this week and I fear things will get even more hectic in the weeks to come.

Apple unleashes new OS

June 25, 2003 12:47 AM

They called OS 10.2 Jaguar. And the latest version? What else, but Panther (press release).

I'm now wondering what version 10.4 will be called. How about Cheetah? Since we keep on stealing glances at sleek-bodied Macs, scheming to get our hands on one.

Or Hyena. Together with its behemoth G5 processors, the folks at Apple seem to be having the last laugh - for now.

Read more about OS 10.3's features on the official website.

Busy bee

June 24, 2003 11:54 PM

New gallery on the Singapore Scene. I'm still staring lustfully at images of the new G5, so please excuse me.

Meanwhile, I'll be working on two nonprofit projects soon: a local site for Promise Keepers, a conference for Christian men (as heads of the household) which is coming to Singapore in a few months' time, and a women's association online newsletter. I'll be designing for both, and editing as well for the latter.

And I must finish up my wedding speech for my dear friend Vanny. What an honour it is to be chosen. I mean, how often does anyone else but the best man (or the groom's best mate) get the chance to say something on stage?

Practise what you preach

June 23, 2003 12:05 PM

Funny how a US senator who's been calling for computers with illegal software to be smoked, used unlicensed Javascript code for his official website's dropdown menu (the code has since been registered).

[Senator Orrin] Hatch on Tuesday surprised a Senate hearing on copyright issues with the suggestion that technology should be developed to remotely destroy the computers of people who illegally download music from the Net.

Hatch said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights," the Associated Press reported. He then suggested the technology would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

Tangential thought: Nationwide, the majority of Singaporeans' home PCs would go up in smoke.

Seriously, though, it goes to show how important the integrity of the design / IT company you've hired to create your website is. The cost of a software licence may be a hefty amount to some, but it is a small price to pay for upholding your reputation.

Mad as a Potter

June 22, 2003 5:29 PM | Comments (4)

So, the new Harry Potter book is out. I liked the first book, but haven't read any subsequent releases. It now takes an immense effort for me to sit down and finish reading a book, because I'm so used to scanning web pages for specific information, that I have no patience for anything lengthy and non-factual.

Which explains why I never did complete Vikram Seth's A Suitable Boy when I was a teenager. What a whopper it was! When I reached university, things got worse. Arundhati Roy's God of Small Things is packed in one of my moving boxes, barely touched. Don't even get me started on Lord of the Rings - Mother swears her old books are still around somewhere but we can't find them and I don't dare to buy new ones. So I haven't read anything by Tolkien yet, either. She tried to get me interested in a comic version of the Hobbit when I was young, but I found it boooring, sorry to say it. Thank goodness for the movies.

However I used to read some titles over and over again, such as David Edding's four major series, the Belgariad, the Mallorean, the Elenium and the Tamuli, which some purists would probably see as low-brow Tolkien-inspired fantasy writing. It wasn't flawless, but as a teenager I loved it. Mother had to lock up the books during my A levels. I am also proud to say that I ploughed through Frank Herbert's Dune, and actually understood it, as a young teenager who was obsessed with the games Dune and Dune 2. I did likewise with Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time, when I was fourteen. I read some Isaac Asimov and Piers Anthony (also because of the game Xanth), much preferring the style of the latter, but that was it.

Today I stood at the shelves in a major bookshop, flipping randomly through a copy of The Order of the Phoenix, wondering if I'd be lucky enough to hit upon which character died, which would be valuable blackmail material to the few Harry Potter fans I knew.

Unfortunately, I wasn't.

Anyway, mother quietly bought a copy of the Phoenix. I saw her join the queue, discussing seriously with another lady her age, which book was the best. Now you know who's actually been reading them ;-)

What about the baby of our family? Well, Vicki isn't back from Perth yet - she hasn't gotten past book two anyway, and I don't think she'd be interested, seeing how we had to force her to read Dr Seuss when she was eight. My entire Enid Blyton series (she's the best!) ranging from Noddy to Amelia Jane to Secret Seven to Famous Five to Enchanted Forest - the list goes on - was sadly untouched by her during her childhood, and is now packed up in storage boxes at home.

My lunch today.

June 21, 2003 1:50 PM | Comments (4)

Beans, toast and grilled fish.

We didn't have much left in the fridge, so I had to be a little innovative. More angles in my new Food gallery.

Apple G5

June 21, 2003 2:19 AM

According to news sources, information on Apple's forthcoming G5 series has been leaked! Woohoo.

[ Update: New York Times article on Apple's new alliance with IBM. Wow, the Mac meets the PC. The latest technology and models were unveiled at the recent Apple Worldwide Developers Conference. And of course you can view the new G5 page here. ]

Chinatown and Mustafa

June 20, 2003 11:59 PM | Comments (1)

Today, we explored the North East line, which opened at 10am. We took the MRT from Tanjong Pagar to Outram, crossed over to the new Chinatown station, and made it to Bheema Villas at South Bridge Road for a scrumptious, spicy Indian lunch.

Teddy bear virus hoax

June 19, 2003 11:15 PM

I returned home from Bible Studies this evening to find my father sitting at my computer with a triumphant look on his face.

He turned to me and beamed, "I just deleted three viruses from your computer."

I was surprised. I'm fairly fastidious about my antivirus scanning and usually scrutinise my firewall logs. He told me that he'd deleted some files on his own computer with 'teddy bear' icons, called JDBGMGR.EXE. He was about to do likewise on my computer as well as mum's.

I told him it was a hoax at once. I looked at my screen and saw that the files were still in my Recycle Bin. Thank God I came home in the nick of time (we actually finished class punctually today). I restored the harmless Java files.

I had received an email from someone else just a month ago with the same bogus message. In fact I think I was still in university when I first received the hoax warning. So there's been a resurgence of sorts!

So, just in case any of your friends send you the same email, take a look at what the leading antivirus and security companies have to say about this prank.

The Urban Legends website also has a page dedicated to this hoax, along with other fanciful tales of yore.

Fortunately, according to this article, your system won't die on you should you have already cleared your Recycle Bin, as it is not an essential file:

For those hapless folks who've deleted the file, there is good news. Unless you are a Java developer, the file is not essential to normal operation and its absence should not create any adverse affects. If you do encounter problems with Java applications, you will need to either contact the vendor of the application for a new copy of Microsoft Virtual Machine or you can download Sun Java Virtual Machine instead.

Microsoft sues Hotmail spammers

June 18, 2003 5:26 PM

Microsoft is involved in another big legal battle, but this time I'm on their side.

The company estimates that more than 80 percent of the more than 2.5 billion e-mail messages sent each day to Hotmail users are spam. It now blocks most of those spam messages.

Lomoblogging

June 18, 2003 11:52 AM | Comments (4)

I don't own a Lomo (yet). But lomoblogging is, like, the coolest thing ever. Here's something you can do with your Lomo camera if you have a weblog.

  • MovableLomo, or how to build your own funky Lomo blog using Movable Type.
  • This is a very funky Lomo blog.
  • More Lomo blog links here.

Funan Forever

June 17, 2003 10:23 PM

Hurrah! Another fruitful visit to Funan Centre. This time, Shin Dee and I accompanied Denyse in her noble quest for a laptop. Up to today, Denyse had not purchased a portable computer since 1997, so her decision was most commendable. ;-)

She finally settled for a Compaq Presario with a 15 inch screen, Pentium IV 2.4 Gigahertz processor, 256 MB RAM (upgraded to 512), CD-RW and DVD player, 30 gigabyte hard drive. It also came with a 5 year warranty from Challenger - all at an excellent price (quite a bit under S$3000).

Well done, if I must say so myself!

And the good news from John 3:16, which I visited again this evening, is that Olympus has extended their special offers to the end of the month. I can't wait to collect my new Epson photo printer! However the Singapore website is pathetically out of date. The camera I just purchased, which came out last year, is listed on their website as 'coming soon'. They don't even have the latest promotions on their website. I mean, the Nikon website isn't that pretty either but at least it's up to date. Pooey!

Solve this naughty riddle

June 16, 2003 11:36 AM | Comments (4)

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question".

Do you get the joke? >;-) It's got nothing to do with paedophiles BTW.

This crazy world

June 15, 2003 10:39 PM | Comments (4)

Coca-Cola employee fired for swigging Pepsi.

Microsoft has decided to abandon plans for future releases of Internet Explorer for Macs. Apple's Safari will have a field day.

Happy Father's Day!

June 15, 2003 12:34 AM

At the stroke of midnight I gave Dad his present. I bought him a Nokia digital camera attachment for his phone. He managed to take a few photos of me and my mother! I hope it will come in handy for him.

One good thing about it is that it works with the newer models. So should the rest of us upgrade our phones, we too can use this device to beam photographs to other enabled recipients. Heh heh.

Jazz jam

June 14, 2003 11:21 PM

I had an amazing jazz afternoon today. In fact I didn't expect to play very well today since I barely practised anything this week. I arrived at the studio with ten minutes to spare, and looked around for an empty room to tinker around in the futile hope that suddenly, everything would sound all right.

Instead, Ben (another musician who co-runs the studio) spotted me, and, wielding a bass guitar, called me to jam with him. Er, I said, could we play Girl From Ipanema as that's the only song I'm really familiar with? Sure, he replied.

He even started the pre-programmed drum pad, and away we went! Then he told me to improvise the next verse. Eep, I thought, but managed to come up with something. We did Autumn Leaves and a few other classics, and my jazz teacher popped in to listen. He looked pleases and told me to play on - the lesson could start later.

We were reading from score sheets that didn't have music notes in them at all. Just key signatures like A7 D7 CMAJ7. I didn't realise jamming was such fun. Lastly, Ben asked me to transpose a Christian song which had Jewish (?) words in it, down one key. I've never the tune before, but managed to hack my way through.

Then my real lesson began. Fortunately so far, Victor has been kind and encouraging to me, despite my aforementioned lack of practice. I guess it's partly because I can bullshit my way through since much of my work requires improvisation. Which, I am thankfully picking up. However I think I need to listen to BB King for some blues inspiration.

After the lesson, Ben, who worships at St James, suggested we jazz up a few church songs in future sessions. Sounds good. I told him that St George's is still looking for a music director and he said he had a friend who might be interested. I certainly hope we find one soon!

Let's make things better

June 13, 2003 11:55 PM | Comments (3)

I finally fixed that buggy thumbnail problem in my photo gallery. And I am continually amazed at people who are inspired to make life easier for the rest of us, by creating the means for this to happen.

The photo gallery system I'm using, is called 'Singapore' for no apparent reason other than the fact that it used to be titled 'Simple Gallery', then became 'sg' which as you know is the domain suffix for the country in which I was born.

Even more interesting is how it came to be, because its creator, Tamlyn, felt the need for a photo gallery for her Photo society at the University of Manchester that looked a little more arty, and which also had extra fields for serious photographers to write their notes in, such as camera model, manipulation and copyright.

Likewise I am deeply impressed by the work of a client, who in his spare time learnt programming. He used his knowledge to reorganise his company's highly specialised scheduling system. Let's just say his job is like a zillion miles away from web development. (Side note: I had a lot of fun redesigning his user interface.)

It's these kind of people who make technology matter. Go, geeks!

Splitting heads

June 12, 2003 2:06 AM

In the space of an hour, I received 18 search engine referrals for people inquiring about the Bijani twins, an operation which my father is involved in (he does the relatively easy part of stitching them up after the main operation). The official Raffles Hospital webpage is here.

From what I know, the sisters appear to be pleasant ladies, and I sincerely hope for their sake that the operation will be a resounding success.

My new camera

June 11, 2003 11:40 PM | Comments (2)

I am now the proud owner of an Olympus C5050 zoom digital camera.

I can't stop beaming.

However, the rechargeable batteries are still getting initiated, so I feel like an anxious groom who can't kiss his bride yet.

I can however tell you that I spent nearly two hours at John 3:16 at Funan Centre this evening, talking it out with them. They could've convinced me to go for the more expensive Nikon Coolpix 5700, but they told me the C5050 was better overall. All right: they suggested the Nikon D100 digital SLR (nearly $3000 just for the body) if I was really serious, but since I wasn't serious or overflowing with money, they let me be!

What I liked best about the C5050 was the fast shutter speed. The 5700 was slow, they said. I recalled that my dad's Coolpix 880 was also slow to respond, resulting in many people's backs being taken in my futile attempts at candid shots.

The next thing I liked was how quickly it focussed on objects, and how easy it was to take artistic-looking shots with blurred backgrounds. I know, I sound like a real amateur but it's gratifying to find a camera you can - literally - click with.

What was also impressive, was how you could do a little Photoshopping in the camera itself. Samuel took a shot of me with Denyse (who previously bought her Nikon F55 at this same shop). Then he cropped Denyse's face, and voila, it was saved as another photo! You can even adjust levels with the same sort of graph you'd see in Photoshop.

And the icing on the cake was the price. S$1300 for the camera, INCLUDING all the freebies offered by Olympus during the PC Fair, where innocent customers were fleeced $1514 (ha!). The rechargeable batteries and charger were sold seperately at $55. I'm not going to use the two $25 disposable batteries that came with the camera, until I really need to!

All in all, I'm so glad my intuition was right.

And I still can't stop beaming.

Read detailed reviews: DPreview, Steve's Digicams.

Stop smoking, live forever

June 11, 2003 12:13 PM | Comments (2)

It's official: Andrea See will live forever.

Thanks to an errant comment from a cynical reader (14th from the top), who has probably failed in his/her own attempts at quitting smoking and is plain jealous of Andrea's success thus far. I was miffed at first, but now am absolutely tickled by her response.

The following is taken from a Singapore Ministry Of Health document (Clinical Practice Guidelines for the cessation of smoking):

1.3 Benefits of smoking cessation

It is beneficial to stop smoking at any age as it has major and immediate health benefits even for smokers who have smoked for many years. Within two days of quitting, the sensations of smell and taste are enhanced. Within two weeks to three months of quitting, circulation improves and lung function increases by up to 30%. The excess risk of heart disease is reduced by half within one year of stopping smoking. Within five years, the risk of heart disease reduces to the level of non-smokers. In those with existing heart disease, smoking cessation reduces the risk of recurrent infarction or death by half. The risk of lung cancer is reduced by 50-70% after 10 years of abstinence from smoking and continues to decline thereafter.

So there.

The most thankless job in the world

June 11, 2003 11:07 AM

Title: UN Weapons Inspector

Role: To investigate possible violations of UN regulations with regard to the possession of weapons of mass destruction (WMD). The weight of the world will be on your shoulders as your official verdict may very well determine the outcome of a war.

Occupational hazards: Will be frequently taken to task seperately by the prosecution and defence, both sides accusing you of bias no matter how neutral you try to be. May be hindered and denied necessary access and resources. May be forced to meet impossible deadlines, which will somehow appear to be entirely your own fault.

Outcome: Will please nobody.

Mr Blix, thank you.

Additional goodies:

Legally Blonde

June 10, 2003 11:59 PM

I finally made use of my complimentary Fort Canning movie tickets (courtesy of Mum), and watched Legally Blonde with Queenie. I found it as funny and enjoyable as I was told it would be. I brought the food, she brought the mat, and apart from a few errant centipedes and flies, it was pretty comfortable.

I should do this more often.

Lobster Royale

June 9, 2003 9:48 PM

So the esteemed London restaurant chain, Royal China, is coming to Raffles Hotel. The Straits Times today mentions its dim sum, which admittedly is very good - paralleled only by its excellent service*. But any Singaporean student worth his salt will tell you that the restaurant is not as famous for its lobster noodles as its neighbour across the road, Mandarin Kitchen.

And S$70 for a plate of noodles ... good golly gosh. I thought the fried rice with crab (a craze years ago, prepared by two old ladies who have since retired) was expensive enough, at about S$30 a bowl.

* update - It appears that Royal China's standards have fallen since my last visit almost exactly three years ago. Be warned!

PC Fair 2003

June 8, 2003 11:59 PM

The PC Fair was just like any other - hordes of eager Singaporean shoppers, with pamphlets generously strewn all over the floor and trampled upon.

I finally got my hands on an Olympus C5050 and decided that it felt all right. But I didn't like the fact that I could get it for S$1299 elsewhere. Was it worth paying S$1514 for freebies I didn't need? After all, I already have a tripod stand, a card reader, many memory cards - and Dad has a dry box.

I wanted to look at the Nikon cameras as well. Disappointingly, there was no Nikon booth (either that or shoot me, I'm blind). We spent half the time wading through the sea of people, and after picking up some HP Photo paper and blank CD-Rs we departed.

Flash MX tabbing tutorial

June 8, 2003 12:27 PM

So many people have been directed from search engines, to a previous post of mine on tab orders in Flash, that I have been prompted to write a tutorial. On this page you will find notes from Macromedia (extra reading), a quick-fix solution in .fla format (no explanations given), and the proper tutorial, which you can click through (Flash player 6 required).

The rest of my tutorial site isn't ready yet; I'll write more when I have the time. My intention is to provide solutions on topics which others have yet to explain properly, such as the aforementioned accessibility problem.

I hope that some of you will benefit from my three years of web design experience, and that I myself will learn to become a better teacher. Any requests, readers?

A little reunion

June 7, 2003 11:59 PM

The highlight of the day was dinner with Mark and Kristen at Keppel Marina. Kristen, however, was resting at home with a virus, so we all decided to follow Mark home after dinner to visit her. It was rather exciting, what with a trail of four cars behind him on the expressway, all of us trying not to lose sight of him!

The folks at Mobil must've been surprised to see our little contingent pull over and stand in a group deciding which flavours of ice cream to purchase.

I came home late and missed the Henin-Clijsters match but I'll watch the replay. Didn't expect a walkover, but I guess I should be happy that my favourite player won. I just hope that sportsmanship is restored to to the game, which isn't just about winning.

Love, none

June 6, 2003 1:27 AM | Comments (2)

I was watching the last two sets of the Serena Williams v Justine Henin-Hardenne match. Now, while Justine is one of my most favourite players, I didn't expect the crowd at Roland Garros to cheer (or jeer?) madly whenever her opponent made an error. Especially towards the end of the match.

For crying out loud, literally - cheer when the player you support, fires a stunning winner. Cheer when you see a fine display of sportsmanship from either player. But as the match progressed, it was obvious that Serena was losing her edge. Most of the audience were unabashedly supporting the Belgian instead.

Poor Serena. She was nearly penalised for taking too long to serve, despite seeing her opponent raise her hand. She had to point out to the umpire that Justine had asked her to wait. She lost a match that she could easily have won. While true champions would arguably not bow to pressure, I'd say the audience took her confidence level down a notch or two. Perhaps she didn't feel it was worth winning anyway, if the people didn't want you to.

Anyway, I finally had the (dubious) pleasure of seeing my favourite player triumph over the powerful No. 1 seed. No surprise, then, that the handshake between the two was purely ceremonial and brief. No surprise, either, that Serena vacated the court so quickly.

I predict that fellow Belgian Kim Clijsters will take the title, having had an easier match against a relative unknown, Petrova, and being statistically the better seed.

Speaking of tennis... this evening, I'll be playing a game at the club with my very old friend, Lisa. I expect a trouncing; I'd be lucky to be able to serve the ball over the net. More news later.

[ Update: Erm ... We both need more practice. Heh. ]

Interesting Times

June 5, 2003 5:52 PM

The Poynter Institute reports that Dave Winer is in negotiations with the New York Times to open their archives to people linking from weblogs. Now this may be good news for some of us, but I forsee that this permission may be exploited. It's asserted elsewhere however that this benefit will apply only to Userland weblogs.

I wonder what Ben and Mena have to say about that.

And this is a somewhat 'sniffy' attitude towards blogging, IMHO - at least, from the way it began:

Diaries were once meticulously handwritten private logs of self-reflection... Now they are haphazardly typed public logs of self-advertisement.

Back to the future. In 'If you really want to know, ask a blogger', the Guardian / Observer discusses the growing influence of weblogs as an alternative to traditional media. I'm sure this is now a popular topic in Communication schools, and a source of consternation for stodgy broadsheets.

The paper also reports that moblogging is becoming increasingly popular. I'm just waiting for my phone contract to run its course, so I can upgrade my buggy little Nokia 6510. Then we'll see.

For laughs: Check out the dullest blog in the world. (Thanks to Jiamin for sending this!)

(G)ASP

June 5, 2003 4:01 PM

Yesterday at the gym, while in the middle of my final stretching exercise, I was almost overcome with pain. My contorted body was screaming at me to stop, but my instructor was mercilessly holding my limbs down.

Suddenly, he shot me a question.

"What is ASP? and .NET?"

My pain subsided a little, as I answered in in gasps: "ASP ... is an application ... which runs on the Microsoft Windows platform ... .NET is a new form of ASP ... extension is .aspx as opposed to just .asp ... .NET is geared more towards XML, which is the way to go ..."

Needless to say, I wasn't very lucid, and I suspect he became even more confused. He told me he was learning how to use Dreamweaver, but that version MX looked rather complicated. I advised him to pick up some basic HTML before he tried to move on to application servers, or else he'd really be lost.

I think my new job title's going to be pretty interesting. I have to learn how to teach people, which means I really have to know my subject matter well, and express concepts clearly.

So the thought struck me: why not compile all the questions that people have been asking me over the years, onto my site?

Watch this space in the weeks to come.

Domain transfer woes

June 4, 2003 10:13 AM

Network Solutions can be a real pain in the neck when it comes to domain registry transfer requests. Transfers away from them, that is (surprise, surprise).

Firstly, by today's standards they are expensive. Their annual registration rates have remained unchanged since the Stone Age, where they enjoyed monopoly rights. Which is why I see no point in staying on with them, especially since I've switched to a web host which uses a cheaper registrar.

So I requested for a transfer last month. I received an automated email asking me to click on a link to confirm my request within a couple of days. Which I did. I was directed to a page which stated that I had approved this transfer.

Several days later, however, I received another email from Network Solutions saying that since I didn't approve the transfer, the request had been denied.

I wrote in to Network Solutions and CC'd my web host. I told them that the link I received in the previous email still worked - in fact, it continued to display the confirmation page.

Today I received a reply from a Network Solutions employee, saying that in the light of recent communications with me it's obvious that the issue cannot be resolved by email. So they gave me a number to call.

Now, considering the standard of service I've been receiving so far, I am not prepared to make a long-distance phone call to the States at some obscure time at night, just to be put on hold. Even if that doesn't happen, I don't see why I have to go through so much trouble when I've already done everything on my part to facilitate the transfer.

And if they think it doesn't matter if they make one customer unhappy, as she was planning to leave anyway, well, they're wrong, because I'm telling this to everyone now.

And I'm not the only one who thinks Network Solutions sucks.

Render me useless

June 3, 2003 12:22 AM | Comments (8)

In my previous post, some of you reported difficulties viewing this website on IE6. The problem is best explained as a simple, two-step process.

In my latest stylesheet, I specified a 1 pixel dotted border to go on the right side of my blog. In well-behaved browsers such as Netscape 6 and 7, Mozilla and Opera, it works.

In IE6, however, problems arise:

1) IE interprets '1 pixel dotted' as '1 pixel dashed'. That's one bug in itself. And it only happens when it's 1 pixel wide [I remedied this by making it 2 pixels dotted, but it doesn't look as pretty].

2) Next, IE renders pages in a certain way such that the dotted / dashed vertical line (created from the dot-to-dash bug) also prevents the text along it from displaying properly. There was a really profound article I read last year but I can't seem to find it now.

In short, it's all Microsoft's fault. Dig? That's why you can't read this clearly and lose text when you scroll this page.

Zeldman says pretty much the same thing, but since he's famous and his latest book has become a bestseller at Amazon even before its release date, I'm sure this statement of his will be meaningful, if rather abrupt.

In the same spirit, I'd like to say to Hell with bad browsers! or design a page that messes things up, such as the World Wide Web consortium's very own CSS page (the official primer).

But ... seeing how everyone, save for anal, compliant-crazed designers like me (about 0.001% of the online population) uses some version of Internet Explorer, I promise that my next redesign will not use CSS-specified dots, dashes or any other shenanigans that may disrupt your viewing pleasure ;-)

You might want to ...

June 2, 2003 10:39 AM | Comments (9)

Petition against Bush and Blair getting nominated for the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize.

Marvel with me on how one of my web design heroes, Joshua Davis, ended up designing a web special for the same VW model as I: the Phaeton. He designed the US site while I designed the Asia-Pacific site. Naturally, his Flash actionscripting is much, much better than mine, so I stand ashamed :)

Check out this new search engine that The Register's been raving about. They claim it's going to be better than Google. Harumph, we'll see. Right now their server is overloaded, which is a big no-no. Ooh, I'm not helping am I.

Help me decide if someone else's weblog stylesheet looks uncannily like mine, or whether it is purely coincidence.

Today in brief

June 1, 2003 10:21 PM

Today, most of our church service was conducted by children, which was very refreshing. The sermon, of course, was still given by our vicar. Babies look so adorable in baptism dresses.

While looking to purchase large quantities of packing material for our forthcoming house-moving session, I came across this local company that specialises in exactly that sort of thing.

Following which, we gorged ourselves silly at Hotel Rendezvous. This was the restaurant where Goh Chok Tong dined at recently, I was told. The place is more crowded now.

Over at the driving range: I cleared the 150 metre mark many times, which makes me happy. Target practice wasn't too bad either - I landed the ball a foot or two away from the hole a few times. Frequent visits to the gym are probably helping.

Next, after visiting my uncle's new house for dinner, I have been inspired to design my own interiors when the new house is ready. I should dig out my old 3D programs... it's rendering time! Failing which, there is always the Sims' neighbourhood.

'Listening to my Costes albums now. Feeling all chilled n' frosty. Yeah.