I was shopping for a new domain name for my good pal Van Heng, when I decided to do a WHOIS on Microsoft. And you won't believe what the hackers have done to their registry. This is a sample of what was listed on their server WHOIS (with additional insights from me, in brackets):
MICROSOFT.COM.Z-IS-THE-BEST-Z.IFUD.COM (If these guys love Microsoft so much, why are they hacking their registry?)MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.LIVE.FOREVER.BECOUSE. UNIXSUCKS.COM
(Allll riiiight...)
MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.CRASH.IN.6MN.ORG
(hmm I'm sure that's happened to my Windows OS before)MICROSOFT.COM.WILL.BE.BEATEN.WITH.MY.SPANNER.NET
(Ah, this one likes a little S&M)MICROSOFT.COM.WANTS.U.TO.HAXM.COM
(Ooh yes I see it's happened many times)
MICROSOFT.COM.WANADOODOO.COM
(Don't! Don't!)
MICROSOFT.COM.SHOULD.GIVE.UP. BECAUSE.LINUXISGOD.COM
(Okay. Linux is cool)MICROSOFT.COM.RAWKZ.MUH.WERLD.MENTALFLOSS.CA
(Canadian hacker?)MICROSOFT.COM.OHMYGODITBURNS.COM
(I know XP's fast, but this is too much)MICROSOFT.COM.IS.NOT.SEXYCOOL.ORG
(They just need a little TLC)MICROSOFT.COM.IS.A.STEAMING.HEAP.OF. F***ING-BULLSHIT.NET
(This guy is pretty direct. Sorry for the bad language, I have censored it accordingly)MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.TEH.GAY.OMFGLOL.COM
(Can someone please decipher this for me?)MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.ITS.OWN.CRACKLAB.COM
(Well the Cracklab better be doing something about you, young man.)
[ Update: Hey, this link exists! ]MICROSOFT.COM.HAS.A.PRESENT.COMING.FROM. HUGHESMISSILES.COM
(I certainly hope that wasn't from Osama or Saddam)MICROSOFT.COM.FILLS.ME.WITH.BELLIGERENCE.NET
(I can see that, fella)
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