If you've been wondering why you don't meet any good-looking people at the pub, this may be why.
A round for the house! >:-)
There'll come a time when you start to rate der scenery by the beer bottles...
"Oi, that there lass, she's a 3!"
translation: after three beers, then she'll look good enuff, i'll make my move
oh cruel world!
PS: personally, you rate a 1, and that's a vodka shot just to ease der pain of your saucy wit! ;>
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